If you keep talkin $h!t about me, I’m gonna Pancho face in even more.
I bought a case of beer and I will drink it Obama self.
Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, there’s not mushroom!
Pinocchio has a long nose because that vato LYSOL the time.
Shy Girls Sister wants to beat me up for talking $h!t about her, LETTERHEAD over here and see what happens…
Dude you scared me, I thought you said La Migra!
You told me you were going to the store and JULY to me, JULYER
My vieja slapped me and I said, JUAREZ your freaking problem?