Funny Signs: Anyone Caught Exiting Thru This Door Will Be Asked To Leave
Mexicans Be Like: Mira I Started Juicing
Mexican Problems: When you forgot to turn of the stove with the frijoles still cooking.
Mexican Word of the Day: Judo Don’t mess with me cabron, I know Mexican Judo… Judo know if I got a gun, Judo know if I got a knife Judo know what I got!
Mexicans Be Like: Playin Angry Birds
Mexican Word of the Day: Cheez Whiz I miss my ol lady ese, but cheez whiz someone else now
Mexican Word of the Day: Shutter I couldn’t hear my favorite song because my ruca wouldn’t shutter mouth.
Mexicans Be Like: Now Hiring, Must Be Mexican