My suegra is staying with us for the weekend, I wish that Beechwood just stay home.
When I got home this morning, my vieja was waiting up for me and she yelled, “Where has your Aspen cabron?”
“He may act like a pendejo sometimes, pero we still love him cuz he’s arson.”
My vieja is always gripping Ambition at me.
My homie was drinking a bud light when I told him “hey vato where’s mine?” He told me “don’t worry wheelchair.”
Man! That bullet almost hit you, it went right pasteurize.
I was at work and my homie didn’t get to the point of the story so I told him to hurry up Horchata hell up.
My girlfriend wants me to get her pregnant pero cheese crazy