A Mexican goes to a vending machine to buy a soda, and they cost 60 cents, so he gets 2 quarters and puts them in. The machine then starts blinking the word “DIME” and the Mexican says in a low…
Last week my ruca wrecked my car pero gracias a dios nothing happen 2 the grill just defender.
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
My wife wanted me to go to the store with her, pero Chicken go by herself.
I tried running after you but I couldn’t cashew
My homie said to me, your ruca has a smoking body, budweiser face so ugly?